ollivander:

an0nymz:

succyfunhouse:

memes–memes:

you ain’t grading a college paper

Do this for any company that asks you to review their employees always.

You wouldn’t believe the number of times I swear I get 4/5 star ratings at my job just because the way people think is “well 5/5 means perfect and nobody’s perfect, 4/5 is good!”
The company I work for doesn’t understand this common mentality at all, and will let people go over not having consistent enough 5/5 ratings. Obviously they don’t inform the customers of that.

this also applies to your restaurant servers!!

truereset:

some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows

diversecurse:

beachdeath:

• jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  
• and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
• and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
• meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
• and he is presently worth $137 billion
• and half of $137 billion is roughly
• $69 billion

Guys this literally makes her the richest woman in the world and knocks Jeff bezos off the top spot for richest man lol

thoughtslostandfound:

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

whitepeopletwitter:

Crazy idea

twitch-eaglehart:

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

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